What to do with insanely stupid app reviews on Google Play?

I just had this wonderful brainfart looking through my text adventure app reviews on Google Play. As does everybody, I got a number of insanely stupid one star ratings and by that I don’t mean dumb as in “didn’t bother to read the instructions”, but as in “the phone is 10 times smarter than it’s user!”. Well, not much you can do about those (except maybe use my review browser tool). So wouldn’t it be fun to have a “Hall of Shame” section on the app’s website? Collect screenshots of the most ridiculous reviews and post them there for general amusement? Would be a nice and cheap way to add more content to the website, but unfortunately, it would also incentivize trolls to leave horrible reviews on purpose. So, bad idea!

Well, if anyone has a good idea on what to do shitty reviews in general, I got the code to download them in bulk from any given app.

Posted in Uncategorized

Can’t log into your Google account, even if the password is correct.

It sometimes happens that you can’t log into your Google account with 3rd party clients (e.g. a PC APK downloader). You just get a Bad Authentication error, telling you that your credentials are incorrect (even if they aren’t). What really happened is Google blocking your login attempt because it somehow “looked different” than usual and that triggered the intrusion detection alarm.

Solution: Log into your Google account with a web browser and go to it’s settings page. Check the list of last logins, a security alert should be shown there. Confirm that this was you. Afterwards you can sign in again with your 3rd party client.

Posted in Note to self

SEO and a company, dead for three decades

Infocom was closed down in May 1989. Barely any one still remembers the name, but curiously, I find that most people install the Text Fiction app to play Zork, Infocom’s first and most popular game which lives on in pop culture and is referenced now and then in TV shows like the Big Bang Theory.

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Posted in Web

Text Fiction gets a bit of love – Goodbye Drupal, Hello Hugo!

Phew, that was a bit more work than I expected, but I finally hit publish on the new Text Fiction website. Read more ›

Posted in Rants

Google locking out uncertified Android devices – speculations on how it works and what to do

Ok, there’s a lot of confusing information out there now, concerning Google’s latest walled garden antics. It’s not directly a problem for Raccoon (Raccoon, with the help of DummyDroid, can fake any desired device), but it might be for people who want to use apps that depend in one way or another on the presence of Gapps, so … meh. I should probably try to figure something out, though personally I’d say: just be glad if Google locks you out of their spyware themselves (normally, you have to put quite a bit of effort into getting rid of it). The current Facebook scandal should be a wake up call and Google is much, much worse! Read more ›

Posted in Android, Tinkering

Vote rigging? The real danger of Facebook is yet to come!

Currently, everyone seems to be discussing whether or not elections can be manipulated through Facebook. Good morning sheeple! Who would have thought that sharing personal information with an ad network would allow marketeers to contact and lull swing voters? Let’s consider that to be a wake up call (elections don’t matter anyway, you can only choose the color of the bullshit you will be getting), the real, everyday danger of Facebook is yet to come. Read more ›

Posted in Rants, Security

Getting in touch with users who (anonymously) left poor ratings on Google Play

Let’s say you just published a brand new app on Google Play, then the first couple of days are crucial. Every review/rating counts and nothing will get your blood pressure up like unjustified downvotes. Let’s face it, some users plain are assholes (e.g. those who see ratings only as a means to extort you). Others might just have misjudged your app and would reconsider if asked nicely, but that’s the problem! Play doesn’t let you communicate with your users (efficiently). Sure, the Play console allows you to reply to reviews, however, that’s a pain and doesn’t work when a user only rated. Read more ›

Posted in Android, Tinkering

Google Play, GSF ID, useragent, app compatibility?

I get asked fairly often (in various ways) how Google Play determines if an app is compatible with a device. Read more ›

Posted in Android

Raccoon, Google Play, APK download and the offertype

One of the cool features of Raccoon is the ability to downgrade apps when a developer screws you over with an update. However, in order to do so, you must supply the following download parameters yourself: Read more ›

Posted in Android, Coding

Update on the “Bypassing region restrictions” thing.

Wow, this ipCountryOverride thing is tough. I mean, with mccMncOverride,  the content/format of the value is obvious. But how does Play expect a country to be specified? Could be a two letter country code, could be a locale string, might even be a number… Read more ›

Posted in Coding