Workaround: Importing apps from Raccoon v3.x into v4.x

I know, I promised a v3 to v4 convert feature, but I just can’t seem to get it done this month, since my new years resolution was to abstain from dirty hacks and doing it right requires a surprisingly large amount of work. I’m also not really keen on writing temporary code. So, yeah, let’s fall back to a how-to for now. Read more ›

Posted in Android, Coding

I really don’t appreciate social network invitation spam!

If there’s something specific you need from me, just send me an email. If you can figure out my emailaddress, you can probably figure out how to use an email client as well. I have absolutely no interest in accepting social network invitations for the sole purpose of being an item in your contacts list. In fact, I do not even give you permission to add my details to your address book, if you carelessly sync it with a social network. You may accept their ridiculous privacy policies, I don’t, and my details are not yours to share!

Posted in Rants

Adding TOR support to Raccoon

I get this feature request once in a while: adding TOR support to Raccoon. I totally understand the motivation. Privacy, after all, is one of Raccoon’s main goals. However, when it comes to supporting TOR, I think, I would not only be wasting my time, but actually doing more harm than good. Read more ›

Posted in Android

Raccoon v4.0.1 released!

What can I say? Today’s the day, I’m finally flipping the switch and declare Raccoon v3 to be obsolete! Say hello to the all new Raccoon v4! Read more ›

Posted in Android

Deep links to software downloads – the idiocy that just won’t stop!

My website statistics are off. If I were to believe Piwik, only about half of the visitors to the Raccoon page will actually download the application. Doing a quick grep over the webserver logs and counting unique IP addresses comes up with a much more realistic ratio, but also uncovers something extremely annoying: a considerable number of the download requests are for outdated versions that no longer function!

A big thanks to everyone who gave Raccoon a review on their website, but please, please, do not link directly to the executable. In fact, never, ever deep link to any program package! Software gets updated once in a while and you are not doing your readers a favour by sending them to outdated versions.

Posted in Web

About Google, Udacity and Bertelsmann handing out 10,000 scholarships in the EU

Seems like developers are either loosing interest in the Android platform, or someone thinks they are too expensive and need a bit more competition. I’m not going to speculate further on why Google sees a need to provide 10k scholarships, but for those interested in applying, I’d like to loose a few words on what you are going to sign up for. Read more ›

Posted in Rants

So, how Google dependent are you?

I just read this story here. In summary: a number of people buy the new Pixel smartphone directly from Google, then immediately resell the device. The TOS clearly forbids doing that (but apparently, nobody read them), so Google terminates the accounts of all offending parties and bans them from future service.

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Posted in Rants

Explaining “privacy” to the layman (in easy terms)

Andrew has a dog named Chomper. Andrew isn’t as stupid as to use his dogs name anywhere as the answer to a password recovery question, but he doesn’t see why he should keep the name secret either. After all, he loudly calls his pet by name on the afternoon walks for everyone in the vicinity to hear. What harm could possibly come from posting a couple of selfies on the “proud dog owners” group on his preferred social network? Read more ›

Posted in Rants, Security

Increasing the downloadcount of your Apps on Google Play

I occasionally get mail from Android App developers asking me, if and how they can use Raccoon to boost their app’s install counter on the Playstore. Read more ›

Posted in Android

Artifex Mundi on Humble Bundle (go get it)

TimeĀ  to give Humble Bundle a second chance after that Broken Sword fiasco (still pissed about that). My expectations for the Artifex Mundi bundle weren’t to high to begin with. After all, a whopping 10 titles from just one developer in a single bundle for a minimum price of $0.50 each? Can you really expect quality work there? Turns out: yes you can!

First of all: all the APKs are at least half a gigabyte in size. That’s some serious amount of assets (even after factoring in that all of the graphics are included for multiple display resolutions). So far, I only managed to play through “Crime Secrets: Crimson Lily“. The other titles will probably be very similar to it (as in: different story, but same mechanics/engine).

In “Crime Secrets: Crimson Lily”, you assume the role of a nondescript (female) private detective on her way to a remote ski hotel for a well earned vacation, when suddenly: murder! Being cut off due to a snow storm, it is now your job to unmask and detain the killer. As cheesy as it sounds in summary, the story is actually quite enjoyable as you start completely in the dark and slowly work yourself towards the big picture. Speaking of pictures: the graphics are beautiful and already a reason to buy the game on their own.

Gameplay is where Artifex Mundi cut corners (at that price, they had to somewhere). The game engine is as cheap as it gets. Technically, Crime Secrets counts as a point and click adventure game, but it comes nowhere close to the works of LucasArts, Telltale or Revolution: there is no walking around in the scenes and most scenes are standalone puzzles. Only few objects will move between rooms and none stay in your inventory long enough for you to wonder what possible use they could have. Progress in the game, in fact, feels a lot like flipping through the pages of an illustrated and themed riddle book (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing). Basically every screen is either:

  • a (themed) logic puzzle
  • a hidden object scene /wimmelbook
  • a “clear the path” problem

None of them overly challenging, but there’s enough for a solid afternoon of entertainment. If nothing else, it’s probably a great interactive storybook for teaching kids how to read.

Posted in Rants